epistolary poems, letters
philip whalen

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The Persecution, of Q.V. D’Oeil In Trick Handwriting from a Poisoned Pen

  • Persecution: it must be unjust & undeserved; the
    victim ought to be defenseless; however, if the
    action is done skillfully, the persecuted will inquire
    of himself, of his God, of the passing stranger,
    “Why must this happen to me”?
    & none of these should be able to answer him, or
    to ease his suffering in any way.
    In addition to the sadistical pleasures derived from
    observing his victim’s anguish, the tyrant can
    amuse himself by constructing ingenious &
    eloquent arguments in his own defense which, if
    made with love & care, may come at last to be
    regarded as imperishable works of art & treasures
    of world culture. {Consider, in this connexion,
    the Great Pyramid at Gizeh in Egypt, the Great
    Wall of China, & Rockefeller Center, in the City
    of New York} The tyrant ought, of course, to
    choose as the object of his persecution, a victim
    for whom other persons will feel no more than a
    conventional amount of sympathy, i.e. it should
    not be a blind or crippled person or a child. The
    ordinary citizen, hearing of the persecution of Q-V.
    D’Oeil, for example, might say “Tush. ISN’T that a
    shame. We’re going to miss him,” but the citizen,
    as he says this recollects a few of the minor out-
    rages perpetrated by the said Mr. D’Oeil in the
    past—sighs in momentary sympathy & continues
    with his own affairs.
  • Not so many years ago, Q-V. D’Oeil was a terrify-
    ing young apparition who, mounted a Harley
    Davidson motorcycle, struck fear of imminent
    destruction into the hearts of the pachincos of the
    Mission District. Hearing the roar of his giant
    machine, Madre mio! It is Q-V. D’Oeil! [There]
    is no escape from death!!
    The Persecution of Q.V. D’Oeil In Trick
    Handwriting from a Poisoned Pen*